Time for a Stooge Thanksgiving

[dwacon]

I've got the shotgun to get the goosie goosie gander...

And I've got the lawnmower to get the veggies...

What am I missing?

[Silverhand]

Post by dwacon
I've got the shotgun to get the goosie goosie gander...
And I've got the lawnmower to get the veggies...
What am I missing?
--
"I haven't tasted food for 3 days"
"Don't worry, it still tastes the same."
www.dwacon.com

Seperate two eggs, two potatos diced, loaf of bread well soaked, etc.

[Michael Markley]

Post by Silverhand

Post by dwacon
I've got the shotgun to get the goosie goosie gander...
And I've got the lawnmower to get the veggies...
What am I missing?
--
"I haven't tasted food for 3 days"
"Don't worry, it still tastes the same."
www.dwacon.com

Seperate two eggs, two potatos diced, loaf of bread well soaked, etc.

Don't forget to include a pinch of salt and then go shave the ice.

Michael Markley

[Peter North Fan]

Just make sure that your pet canary doesn't get loose, fly inside the
turkey, and get up and start walking around.

Post by dwacon
I've got the shotgun to get the goosie goosie gander...
And I've got the lawnmower to get the veggies...
What am I missing?

[K.B. Cunningham]

To cook the turkey, preheat the oven to 650 degrees. After it
incinerates, remove it from the oven using your bare hands. Carefully
place turkey on the back of cooking assistant; who is conveniently bent
over, removing gum from his shoe.

Happy Turkey Day,

KBC

[Michael Markley]

And don't forget to pump in four more slices in the cake you just deflated.

Michael Markley

Post by K.B. Cunningham
To cook the turkey, preheat the oven to 650 degrees. After it
incinerates, remove it from the oven using your bare hands. Carefully
place turkey on the back of cooking assistant; who is conveniently bent
over, removing gum from his shoe.
Happy Turkey Day,
KBC

[James Neibaur]

After eating the turkey, would you like anything for dessert?

(somebody better get this answer right away)

JN

[K.B. Cunningham]

My favorite Stooge "gluttony moment", is when Larry is caught putting an
entire turkey on his plate at the buffet.

Moe: Are you gonna eat that ALONE?

Larry: Nah, I'll wait. Maybe I'll get something else/potatoes to go
with it!!

On a similar "Thanksgiving flashback moment", have any of you noticed
the somewhat awkward dialogue from Moe, when he's "dressing down"
(sorry, pun intended) Larry for sampling the bird?

Moe says something to the effect of "Are you insane? That turkey
belongs to those people, and if I ever see....... or catch you doing
anything like that, I"LL gouge your eyes out." Moe utters a couple of
other similar lines after that. His character is obviously stalling for
time, to allow the parrot to climb into the turkey, but Moe's delivery
seems somewhat forced, and obviously ad-libbed. Don't know if it's just
me, but I recall thinking that dialogue seemed awkward, even in my
youth; when I first began watching the boys.

Has anyone else noticed this?

Have a safe Holiday!

KBC

[Michael Markley]

Post by K.B. Cunningham
Larry: Nah, I'll wait. Maybe I'll get something else/potatoes to go
with it!!

Moe: Oh potatoes? How do you like your potatoes?

Larry: Mashed

Moe: You got em (Larry gets the potatoes in the face - I think. I trying to
think but nothin's happenin')

I better check the turkey and make sure we have no parrot in it.

Happy Turkey day you morons

Michael Markley

[Bill Kirkpatrick]

Post by K.B. Cunningham
Moe says something to the effect of "Are you insane? That turkey
belongs to those people, and if I ever see....... or catch you doing
anything like that, I"LL gouge your eyes out." Moe utters a couple of
other similar lines after that. His character is obviously stalling for
time, to allow the parrot to climb into the turkey, but Moe's delivery
seems somewhat forced, and obviously ad-libbed. Don't know if it's just
me, but I recall thinking that dialogue seemed awkward, even in my
youth; when I first began watching the boys.
Has anyone else noticed this?
Have a safe Holiday!
KBC

I've wondered that myself. Moe definitely sounds like he's making up something
as filler so there's no "dead air" while da boid climbs into the toikey.

P.S. I just got a flash from the kitchen, you'd better fill up on *these*...

[Laura]

Post by Bill Kirkpatrick

Post by K.B. Cunningham
Moe says something to the effect of "Are you insane? That turkey
belongs to those people, and if I ever see....... or catch you doing
anything like that, I"LL gouge your eyes out." Moe utters a couple of
other similar lines after that. His character is obviously stalling for
time, to allow the parrot to climb into the turkey, but Moe's delivery
seems somewhat forced, and obviously ad-libbed. Don't know if it's just
me, but I recall thinking that dialogue seemed awkward, even in my
youth; when I first began watching the boys.
Has anyone else noticed this?
Have a safe Holiday!
KBC

I've wondered that myself. Moe definitely sounds like he's making up something
as filler so there's no "dead air" while da boid climbs into the toikey.
P.S. I just got a flash from the kitchen, you'd better fill up on *these*...

hehehhe! I love that line! I don't remember the gibberish you're
tawking about with Moe?!

"That's a nice carving job you're doing on the turkey"...Moe, to
Larry, in "Income Tax Sappy".

"Gravy! I loves gravy!" - Shemp, to the black maid in same short.
Does anyone else notice the obvious "ebonics" Shemp used in the
presence of the black maid? IF that were me, I'd be pretty pissed
off.

Laura

[Laura]

Post by Michael Markley
And don't forget to pump in four more slices in the cake you just deflated.
Michael Markley

Post by K.B. Cunningham
To cook the turkey, preheat the oven to 650 degrees. After it
incinerates, remove it from the oven using your bare hands. Carefully
place turkey on the back of cooking assistant; who is conveniently bent
over, removing gum from his shoe.
Happy Turkey Day,
KBC

Would anyone care for dessert?

Yeah, another toikey!

OR

Can we have toikey too?


Sure! Turkey and anything else you want!

[Michael Markley]

Correct answer! Give Laura a bottle of Wild Hyacinth as the prize!

Ngaa aaa aaa!

Michael Markley

Post by Laura

Post by Michael Markley
And don't forget to pump in four more slices in the cake you just deflated.
Michael Markley

Post by K.B. Cunningham
To cook the turkey, preheat the oven to 650 degrees. After it
incinerates, remove it from the oven using your bare hands. Carefully
place turkey on the back of cooking assistant; who is conveniently bent
over, removing gum from his shoe.
Happy Turkey Day,
KBC

Would anyone care for dessert?
Yeah, another toikey!
OR
Can we have toikey too?
Sure! Turkey and anything else you want!

[Peter North Fan]

Wild Hyacinth is perfume!

You want "Old Panther"...brewed yesterday!

Post by Michael Markley
Correct answer! Give Laura a bottle of Wild Hyacinth as the prize!
Ngaa aaa aaa!
Michael Markley

Post by Laura

Post by Michael Markley
And don't forget to pump in four more slices in the cake you just deflated.
Michael Markley

Post by K.B. Cunningham
To cook the turkey, preheat the oven to 650 degrees. After it
incinerates, remove it from the oven using your bare hands. Carefully
place turkey on the back of cooking assistant; who is conveniently bent
over, removing gum from his shoe.
Happy Turkey Day,
KBC

Would anyone care for dessert?
Yeah, another toikey!
OR
Can we have toikey too?
Sure! Turkey and anything else you want!

[dwacon]

Post by Laura

Post by Michael Markley
And don't forget to pump in four more slices in the cake you just deflated.
Michael Markley

Post by K.B. Cunningham
To cook the turkey, preheat the oven to 650 degrees. After it
incinerates, remove it from the oven using your bare hands. Carefully
place turkey on the back of cooking assistant; who is conveniently bent
over, removing gum from his shoe.
Happy Turkey Day,
KBC

Would anyone care for dessert?
Yeah, another toikey!
OR
Can we have toikey too?
Sure! Turkey and anything else you want!

Hokay then... let's start the music so we can pass the dishes around the
table!